Tuesday, February 5, 2013

What About The THIRD Choice? Thurston's Bitch. Gilligan's Island.

You always hear the question: "Who would you pick? Ginger or Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island."  Here's Ginger:

Nice. Now here's Mary Ann:

Oh yeah. I'd go with Mary Ann like most men. What do you think the percentage is? 75% to 25%? Probably.

But the real question is...how many people get mad and say, "Mary Ann or Ginger? Why don't I get to choose Lovey???" Here she is:

Don't lie. You want it. Look at her asleep...helpless...ready for the taking....Thurston is probably counting his money. Greedy ass bitch. Not tending to her needs...Mmmmmmm...Uh....I gotta go.

17 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

Ohhhhhh yeaaahhhhhh...

Tom said...

Zibs, wait to think out of the box....sicko. Maryann was always my favorite but that is a nice picture of Ginger.

Dr Zibbs said...

Tom I know. Sweet Ginger pic. I think the turn off is that she tried to act sexy

Slyde said...

i think i'd rather bang a coconut...

Dr Zibbs said...

Slyde do you know how tight lovey is?????

Scope said...

Lovely would totally go full "Betty White" on your @$$!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

I always thought Ginger was every mans dream. I'd go for the Ptofessor myself.

Dr Zibbs said...

Candy oh I see.

Indigo Roth said...

Hey Zibbs! No way man, I'd choose Ginger, yowza. Lovey reminds me of my mum, and that would be just a little too weird. Roth

Moooooog35 said...

I have soap in my bathroom that's called "Warm ginger and coconut," which is what I assume the Professor ate every day on the island.

Dr Zibbs said...

Indigo really? Ginger? Maybe I need to do a poll.

Dr Zibbs said...

Moog probably.

BamaTrav said...

You are correct. Lovey is a GILF, hell, if the other two died, Lovey would have to do, or at least let Gilligan dress up as Gilliana again. On a serous note. I met Mary Ann and got a kiss from her about 10 years ago. I was in a Mardi Gras parade down there and she was the MC on the lead float which was the S.S. Minnow. She was still smokin hot.

Dr Zibbs said...

Bama - Excellent!

KendallJaye said...

She'd be most likely to slob on your knob.

Dr Zibbs said...

Kendall - Maybe I'm into that kinda thing...

Queen Goob said...

Nah, I'm gonna have to go with The Skipper cuz he's the only fata$$ I could outrun.