Tuesday, October 11, 2011

West Chester Man Wonders About This Olive Grabber. Crime.



I wonder if some guy was at a party one time and he hid behind a window drape. Then...at just the right time... when some snobby ass lady was standing within his reach, he sloooooowly extended the olive grabber (see picture above) that he was holding and grabbed her nip:

Snobby Lady: (slaps face of monocle wearing chap she's talking to) WHY. I. NEVER!

Monocle Guy: (shrugs shoulders) WHAT????

The then the dude with the olive grabber stealthily climbed out the window and escaped into the night.

The perfect crime.

10 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

And at the end of the story I was going to add: The End? (with a question mark)

But I didn't want to blow your mind.

Chris said...

The poor Monopoly dude always gets the short end of the stick in these scenarios.

sybil law said...

Love it!
As long as there's no cherry grabber, that is.
That could be taken sooo many ways... ugh...

Dr Zibbs said...

Chris - that slum lord deserves it!!

Sybil - No comment (per my blog lawyers)

Scope said...

Was the chick's name "Olive"?

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Where do you buy these olive grabbers?

jus' askin...

Furtheron said...

needs some practical experimentation I thing... ;-)

CrotchPains said...

yea--I'm sure this really happened once. Just can't remember where or when.....

W.C.Camp said...

I use those things in the workshop to pick up small screws and things. Thank goodness your crime did not use an OLIVE FORK!... OUCHHHH! W.C.C.

Dr Zibbs said...

Candy - you can purchase them on the world wide web.