Monday, November 30, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: David Hasselhoff In Hospital. Jump In My Car.




It's true! David Hasselhoff is in the hospital. Read the story here.

And I'm going to have to go against his order of not "hassling the Hoff" because it's at a time like this that he needs us. All of us. I'm asking everyone to surround the hospital where he is and sing "Jump In My Car". Like you mean.

If you don't know the words, watch the video here, write down the lyrics and meet me there!

Gotta go!

22 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

P.S. If you're going to bring alcohol or fast food, make sure you leave it in your car. If he comes to the window and sees it things could get ugly.

Thanks for caring.

Cameron said...

You know what the world needs?

An old, saggy, rusty broken down version of KITT.

Kristen said...

I was going to say, that's a nice video and all, but nothing compares to seeing him try to eat a hamburger in the bathtub. Get well soon, Hoff.

Kristen said...

Or maybe it wasn't a bathtub in that video. But I'm sure that happened at some other point.

ChesterCo_PA said...

I'm wondering if the Sharpeis are a metaphor for something. I'm so terribly disturbed not only by this picture, but by the fact you have it in your possession. *shutters*

Dr Zibbs said...

Cameron - Dots a Good Von

Kristen - I could never figure out if it was bathtub either.

ChesterCo_Pa - Don't lie. You have the poster.

westchesterdead said...

ChesterCo_Pa said what I had planned to say. Enough said.

*throws away Hasselhoff poster while no one is looking*

Dr Zibbs said...

Westchesterdead - If you throw it away make sure it's at the bottom of your trash because if not the trashmen will think it's a mistake and will return it to you.

Moooooog35 said...

Sshhh...

If you listen closely, you can hear the Pope weeping.

diane said...

I can't think of anything to say that's funnier than that poster.

Get well soon DH.

Dr Zibbs said...

That poster is pretty good. I'd like to mee the people that bought it.

I mean person.

Trooper Thorn said...

Can we Hoff the Hassle?

Dr Zibbs said...

Trooper Thorn - in every State except Nebraska.

FunnyGal KAT said...

That photo is disturbing. I feel so bad for that hairy, wrinkly guy (and also the dogs!)

SkylersDad said...

I was the voice of KITT, really... True story...

Please believe me!

JenJen said...

I'm already drinking.

Not sure if this related content or not.

my word ver:
flutards

AWESOME

Dr Zibbs said...

JenJen - "Flutards???? I love that word.

Son of a Thomas said...

He was invited to some ceremony for the anniversary of the take down of the Berlin wall.

He drunkinly(?) tried to "convince" the people in attendance that he was NOT responsible for the wall coming down.

Crap I can't spell.

WendyB said...

His liver is screaming for mercy.

Dr Zibbs said...

Son of A - Hahahaha. I have NO idea what you're talking about but I'm laughing anyway.

Dominica said...
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Dominica said...

@Diane
I can .... but I'm not going to :-)
Get well soon and are you taking care of that car meanwhile Dr ??