Saturday, May 31, 2008

This Captain Kirk Clip is Hysterical

This Captain Kirk farting clip is one of the dumbest things but I can't watch it without laughing. And either can you.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Harvey Korman Dead at 81 Years Young

Harvey Korman won't have to struggle to hold in his laughter anymore - the reason? ....He's dead. The comic, known for his work on the Carol Burnett Show, Blazing Saddles and High Anxiety is dead. And a little known fact, Harvey Korman was also the voice of the Great Gazoo - the indisputable Jump the Shark moment on the Flintsones.

R.I.P Harvey. R.I.P. Now enjoy this clip from the Carol Burnett show staring Harvey and Tim Conway before Conway's legs were crushed in a horrific accident forcing him to play the midget Dorf character forever.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Gorilla Sighting on Market Street Probably a Hoax

A Gorilla spotted on Market Street in West Chester last week was probably a person in a costume. That's what experts are claiming after examining this picture. West Chester police spokesperson Sandy Bean had this to say,
"That Gorilla is wearing what appears to be a coat or a shirt. I think that's what's making me lean toward saying that it might be a fake. But if you look at that stance, with his arms up - all trying to scare you and stuff - that's what a gorilla would probably do if confronted."
To be on the safe side, West Chester police will be strategically be placing bananas around West Chester's downtown area and will be hiding out in trees with large nets until the possibility of a Market Street Gorilla can be ruled out.
"All we need is an ape climbing up to the top of the courthouse - that's what they do you know. And you wouldn't like that very much now would you? Huh? ...Huh?"

Friday, May 23, 2008

New Zoo Revue Here We Go Again

For some reason, the classic New Zoo Revue (review) outtakes keep getting removed from Youtube so here we go again. And I still can't figure out if this is real or a masterpiece spoof:

Thursday, May 22, 2008

West Chester Marley & Me Live Film Footage

Thanks to "Philly Film Girl", here's some footage from the Marley and Me movie shoot that took place a few days ago in downtown West Chester. You do have to hand it to them - that looks like real snow. "Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson in West Chester? I think I'm gonna pee!"

Maybe this will calm hissy fitter Vern Callen

Marley & Me Filming Causes a West Chester Hissy Fit

West Chester Gay Street residents were witnesses to what can only be described as a hissy fit yesterday. Malvern accountant Vern Callen erupted into the hissy when he arrived in West Chester only to find that the filming for Marley & Me starring Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson was complete.

"It's not fair!" Mr Callen screamed as he dropped to his knees. The scream was so loud, it's reported that birds as far away as Matlack Street flapped out of their perches and away from danger.

Mr Callen then proceeded to roll back and forth - banging his fists and feet on the ground while screaming, "I thought they were filming all week!!!!"

The fit went on for about five minutes until an unknown employee of Taylor's Music Store emerged and told Mr Callen to "Get a grip."

Monday, May 19, 2008

Suspected Exton Special People Bus Is Special

We're not sure if this bus is for "special" people (say: spesh-ull) but when That Blue Yak asked OUR state mandated special person Benny Forester, he had this to say:

"That was cool. I saw that van with a shark and stuff at the Chester County library parking lot and stuff and I was all - 'Yeah...that is pretty cool with the shark and stuff.' I asked Miss Tina if I could go closer and stuff but she said no. I think she just wanted to leave because she had to go to Exton Square Mall to get some lotions and ointments. GOD DAMN IT ....I want to look in that van!!!"

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Chris Elliott's Tribute to Shatner's Rocket Man

Here's a great clip of Chris Elliott doing his tribute to William Shatner's version of Rocket Man. For those of you not familiar with the Shatner version....well, you're worthless.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Ron's Swap Shop vs. Caln Habitat For Humanity - Potential War?

Ron's Swap Shop. Chester County staple. But what about when you want to actually SEE the item as opposed to having Ron DESCRIBE the item? That's when you head to the Habitat for Humanity in Caln. For instance, the used portable toilet above. I'm sure Ron would have said something like,

"It's a portable toilet that is looking for a loving home but just needs a little elbow grease to get it back to it's original glory days".

That's fine, salty language for describing a used portable toilet, but that doesn't tell me how clean it is. When I buy an item like this, I want to at least make sure that the portion that you sit on is clean. And can you really get the feel of a piece like this by hearing it described by the Sultan of Swap on the Information Super Highway? Not really. Can you accurately estimate the resale value? Probably not.

Let's just agree to disagree. When buying used portable toilets in Chester County, it's always good to have a few options.

Sly Fox Beer - We've Got a Tip for You

Two weeks ago, Sly Fox Beer held it's annual Goat Races in their Phoenixville parking lot. We commend you on the concept, the friendliness and the convenient free shuttle from the Kimberton Fire House to the event. Unfortunately, the time to wait for a beer - a staggering 25 minutes is totally unacceptable for an establishment that is in the service industry. With those times, you've given the Exton Taco Bell a run for it's money.

Here is a simple suggestion for next year: hire some temp staff and tap more kegs. The logistics are simple.

And on a side note, if you could arrange to have one of the goats eat a tin can, that would be a nice bonus.

Thank you.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Small Fire At Westtown Dog Park

A small fire broke out a few days ago at the Westtown Dog Park on Route 100 as this amazing photography shows. That Blue Yak Barney Lipps was getting a 24 oz Wawa coffee, 2 hostess apple pies, a Slim Jim, a pack of Big Red, an egg sandwich and krimpets, (for later) when he noticed the Fire trucks.
"I was gonna see if they needed my help but it looked like things were already under control. Plus, I saw a dalmatian down in the fenced in dog area and figured that the dog might be able to help and stuff."
The fire, apparently burning in a trash can, was extinguished without incident. There were no deaths.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Horrifying Speed Racer Dream Sequence Will Get You

Here's a a little clip from Speed Racer that is extremely horrifying. It involves Trixie and...well... you'll find out. Seeing this after viewing it as a child brings back nightmares. Can anyone honestly tell me that nobody died of fright watching this or AT LEAST had their hair turn white? Enjoy....but beware: